Monthly Archives: July 2009

Taylor Swift

I was going to write my very second entry about teen pop sensation, Taylor Swift, and how much better she was than both Miley Cyrus and also Britney Spears.  But I decided to erase it because it was stupid.

The strange man on my couch didn’t murder me, in case you were wondering.  Nor did he enjoy any of the conversation I tried to have with him about Taylor Swift.  I want to talk about her all the time.  I want to make jokes about short-shorts and t-shirts and high-heels and tennis shoes, and that part of that song where she sings really high, and how good it is.  And how angry I know I would have been about that song if I were 15.  Not because it sucks, especially compared to, say, Ben Folds Five or The Smiths, the very best bands to 15-year-old-me, but because her lyrics reflect (somewhat craftlessly) the way I felt back then and kept feeling for years.  And she’s really pretty.  And she plays guitar. So she has NO RIGHT to claim those feelings as her own.

Taylor Swift



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The Stranger

Right now, a strange man in athletic shorts is sleeping on my couch.  His name is Mark.  I think he might be kind of crazy.    I might be too.

He called me yesterday at 8 am, telling me he was leaving Mississippi.  He got to my door at 4 am.  I went to sleep around 11 pm, waking up periodically to call and ask where he was.   I’m not sure if this actually happened, but I remember calling him around 3 am, remembering that he was, in fact, Sartre (Stranger — Camus — Sartre, get it?) and calling him that, and him saying “No!  Mark!” and then I hung up on him.

When he finally arrived, I instructed him to sleep wherever he wanted, and then I went to back to sleep.  So I haven’t talked to him at all.  I hope he doesn’t rob me or murder me.  Keep your fingers crossed!


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